Category: Grub Garage
Mechanics of A Man Steak!
Get a quality piece of meat, T Bone, Sirloin, Rib Eye. We ain’t making a burger here.
Ask the butcher to pick one out for you. He knows meat, you eat meat. There is a difference, trust me.
If you didn’t get around to cooking it when you got it, let it get to room temperature.
Coarse salt, season all, Garlic salt, plain old salt N pepper, all will work.
Rub the seasoning in, don’t sprinkle it, you want to make sure you can feel it all over, and you’ve not missed any places.
Have a beer.
Get the big iron skillet. You do own a big iron skillet right? You’re a man, you don’t have any of these sissy nonstick pans right? These things can’t stand up to your cooking skills, so real men have iron muscles, I meant, skillets!
Melt some real butter in there, about a 4th of stick. Rub some on your meat too. Olive oil is good too, but don’t forget some butter.
Let the iron get hot! No, no, not the clothes iron, remember we’re cooking right?
When you got it hot, drop the steak in there and burn it for about 2 3 minutes on one side, turn it over and burn it on the other. Cooks call this searing, but you are a man, you understand burn it better.
Turn the heat down, and cook it turning it over often, unless you like it raw. That’s rare for you cooks.
Drop it on a plate, and grab the salad you made while you were having the beer. That is the green stuff they call vegetables.
Salad? You mean I forgot to say make a salad? Well, I’m a man, so.
Never mind, have it with another beer.
Disclaimer.
It is cheaper to have a man steak at the steak house. The waitress will be prettier then you, even if it’s another guy, because, anyone serving you is beautiful!
I forgot to tell you about the salad, they won’t forget, and will bring you a potato as well
. Some even have peanuts to go with your beer you’ll have while you wait on your steak.
The best part you won’t have to clean up after.
Disclaimer 2.
Heavy meals and many beers can lead to drowsiness! Bring insurance in the female form. These become chatty after a good meal, and will keep you from ending up at the end of the bus or train line.
She won’t notice your gentle snores until it is time to get off the transit, and you don’t move. She’ll holler, wake up, weren’t you listening to me?
Wayne. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Awesome!
omg hahahahahaha!!!
I loved it! I did move it to Grub garage, though. I mean, you're not actually trying to sell your man stake, um, er, steak. Right? lmao.
I'm promoting it. Smile.
Re: Post #1, HaHaHaHa! The cast-iron fry pan is great; we have one. Butter and olive oil are good lubricants. Who knows what chemical nastys those non-stick pans leak into your food. Regarding the renting out of your man-steak: try that on Singles Spit-Swap. Better yet, an app like Grindr; LOL!
hahahahahahahahahaha wayne! lmfao! :D